27 - Smollop: Oofty Goofty

Oofty Goofty is the 27th episode of The Dollop. It is the first time that "Smollop" (aka a small Dollop) is used.

The episode is about Leonard Borchardt, a sideshow performer. Also known as "Oofty Goofty"

Summary
The episode is about Leonard Borchardt, a sideshow performer. He was born in Berlin and made his way to the US as a stowaway. He joined the US cavalry, deserted and headed to San Francisco. He got a job at a "Museum show" his job was to be the "Wildman of Borneo." He was covered in tar and horse hair and stuck in a cage and ate raw meat. The show folded and he was left covered in tar and hair, becoming ill due to it, Doctors finally removed it. He then became a mascot for a baseball team. But then quit. He was arrested for deserting the army, but was later released. He then got a job to drink 6 beers using a teaspoon in ten minutes while smoking a cigar. He was kicked out and discovered that he felt no pain. He then toured the city and allowed himself to be beaten for those who payed a price, This ended when he got beaten up by John L Sullivan and found that he could feel pain once again. After this he had many odd jobs such as preforming in a Shakespeare spoof, being shipped to Sacramento in a box as a joke gift. He was invited to Texas and at a party was asked if he could eat 30 quail in a hour. afterwards he went from oil field to oil field and entertained workers by racing to drink beer using a bar spoon and engaging in quail eating competitions. He became an imitation diamond merchant. He was interviewed by the Houston Daily Post and it is unknown what happened to him after the interview.

Jokes and Quotes
"Well I wouldn't go there, the men are made of horse hair." -Gareth, around 6:20.

Trivia
On the subreddit for The Dollop there is a flair called "Oofty Goofty" in reference to the episode,

Info
This is the first Smollop having the low run-time of around 20 minutes.